Monday, February 1, 2016

Road Trip 2016 # 5


When I pushed through the door of Amy’s Candlelight Fine Dining and Sports Bar and stepped into the parking lot it was snowing harder than ever.  I got out my scraper and brushed snow from my windows, headlights, tail lights, and off the roof.  I didn’t think it could snow any harder, but it was.  I pulled back onto Route 2 and headed south once again.  Only this time slower.

Ruts were still visible in the right lane, but the left lane and the shoulder were impossible to see.  Luckily I was able to pull out as a truck passed, so I could keep its taillights in sight.  There would be no passing on my way to Parkersburg. 

How do they measure visibility anyway?  When the weatherman says “visibility is down to a quarter-mile in some places” how do they know that really?  Is there a guy set up in a flat field somewhere with flags every hundred yards in front of him, like a golf driving range?  Does he sit there and wait for calls from Tom Skilling and other weathermen on his cell?  How would that go?

“Frank, how’s the visibility out there?”

“Pretty damned good Tom.  I can see clear across the road and beyond.  I’d call it unlimited if I were you.”

Or conversely, “the fog’s rolling in and I can’t see but a hundred yards.”

Then there’s the ultimate “Jesus Christ Tom, I can’t see my hand in front of my face.”

Someday when I have nothing else to do I’ll report on how the visibility thing works.  All I know is on that day, I could see the tail lights of the truck in front of me and that was about it.  The Ohio River was on my right, always within 50 to a hundred yards, and I could see it all wide and dark.    I had stopped seeing the hills on my left because of the low clouds, fog, or snow.  I kept those red lights about the same distance away all the time so that if he stopped I could stop.  

Occasionally, something huge would loom out of the whiteness, a giant smokestack, a vast building, a mammoth pile of material.  That stretch of the Ohio River Valley is home to a number of industrial sites, power plants, coal loading operations, God knows what.   The names on the signs, when I could read the signs, told me little or nothing of what they actually were.   By one plant entrance fronting a jungle of gray concrete buildings, smoking chimneys, railroad cars and giant yellow loaders was a sign with a snazzy logo proclaiming it to be “Blue Racer.” 

I crept through Paden City and then Sisterville.  I’m sorry but I can’t tell you much about either.  Friendly was next, right before Ben’s Run, then Raven Rock and St. Mary’s.  Just me, the Buick, and the truck ahead of me, slow and steady.  I almost pulled over in Ben’s Run.  Snow was hitting the Buick as if kids were pelting it with snowballs.  Sheets of snow, waves of snow.  It was incredible.  At least the wind wasn’t blowing.  I was driving through a carpet of snow but there were no drifts.

At about St. Mary’s, a little town with but a few businesses, I realized how cramped up I was.  I had been hunched over the steering wheel, peering forward, my eyes close to the windshield, for hours it seemed.  If I thought I could tail another truck I would have pulled over.  But as far as I knew it was just he and I on the road.  I couldn’t see far behind me and nothing passed me.  I was tired, but more than that I was stiff.  This was not the carefree drive through West Virginia I had planned.

Then I remembered my yoga class.  I straightened up.  I consciously pressed my sitting bones down on the seat while extending my head and neck as far as I could toward the roof of the car.  I thought about stacking my vertebrae one on top of the other and making a very straight line from my ass through the top of my head.  It felt good.  On top of that I decided to play a CD.  I’d forgotten all about the music I had at my fingertips in that brown paper bag.

I needed a wakeup call, so I reached out to Steely Dan for help.  There’s nothing like loud but complex rock and roll to brighten your day.  I have four Steely Dan albums, two early ones on vinyl and two on CD.  I put in Countdown to Ecstasy and turned up the volume.  If it wasn’t snowing so damned hard I would have rolled down all the windows.  That album starts out with the hard driving beat and great drums of a song called “Bodhisatva.” 

One of the nice things about Steely Dan is you don’t have to ponder the lyrics.  Donald Fagen would at times admit they’re not terribly meaningful.  Sometimes you get a few poignant lines, maybe a whole song’s worth, but mostly it’s the music.  The lyrics are catchy, I know them all, but they are largely nonsense.  I began belting them out.

              Bodhisattva

Would you take me by the hand

              Bodhisattva

Would you take me by the hand

              Can you show me

              The shine of your Japan

              The sparkle of your China

Can you show me

Bodhisattva

Bodhisattva

I’m gonna sell my house in town

 

When the lyrics faded and Jeff “Skunk” Baxter launched into that long and terrific guitar riff, my mood was lifted.  You have to work through these things on a solo road trip.  I found myself feeling good, speeding up, and gaining on my guide truck.  I had to slow down.  It was not the day I’d imagined on the back roads of West Virginia but it still wasn’t bad.

Near Belmont, something huge loomed ahead of me, above the Buick, that literally made me duck my head.  The biggest smokestack yet, as wide as it was tall it seemed, rose out of the snow and fog.  The white smoke or vapor coming out of it lazed upwards and formed a giant cloud.  It was like that giant alien spacecraft in the movie Independence Day.  It seemed to fill the whole sky.  A sign on the chain-link fence surrounding that plant proclaimed it “First Energy Mondova.”  Whatever they’re doing in that part of the river valley, I say it no longer qualifies as an environmental paradise.   I’m not sure I’d eat many fish out of that stretch of the Ohio River.

Once past Waverly I made it to Parkersburg and turned left onto Route 50 towards Clarksburg.  Even though I was going east the road stayed fairly flat.  I was tempted to stop but my trucker had made the same left.  If he can keep going, I thought, so can I.  The snow may have let up some. Then again maybe not.  I went through Ellenboro, Greenwood, and Smithburg.  You couldn’t see the sun, but the afternoon was getting on and the clouds were getting brighter in the West.  I told myself, and assured the Buick, that I sure as hell wasn’t going to drive in the dark on that day.  I snuck a peek at the atlas.  If I could make it to Weston I’d be happy.

I moved on to Steely Dan’s Aja album, maybe their best.  Jeff Baxter had left the band and Donald Fagen and Walter Becker were doing all the writing in 1977.  Tim Schmit from the just broken up Eagles played bass and sang backup vocals.  I couldn’t pick a favorite among those seven songs if I had to.  “Peg” comes the closest I guess.  Produced flawlessly, it has in addition to guitars and percussion an electric piano, a synthesizer called a lyricon, and a clavinet.  The lyrics mean nothing without the music and very little with it.  But together it’s a sweet crisp song.  I’m happy to report it goes perfectly with snow and a long drive.  It’s a song, and a whole album, that keeps you going.

              I got your pin shot

              I keep it with your letter

              Done up in blueprint blue

              It sure looks good on you

             And when you smile for the camera

              I know I love you better

              Peg

              It will come back to you…

              It’s your favorite foreign movie.

 

I turned south onto Route 19 in Clarksburg but my truck, the Buick’s symbiotic pal, turned north.  It had been a great run, but it was over.  The snow was slowing down and the temperature was dropping.  The flakes were smaller.   It looked like the snowplows were beginning to get ahead of the storm down here.  I passed through Goodhope and Jane Lew, ignoring gas stations and bathrooms, to make it to Weston before dark.   I hadn’t come that far since Columbus Ohio but the day turned out to be a long one. 

 

It’s a good feeling when the road sign marking your destination becomes clear in the distance.  I immediately looked for motels, spotting a Holiday Inn Express first.  A little pricey for my taste normally, I turned in immediately and got their last room.   I parked the Buick, gave it a little pat for a hard day's work, grabbed my backpack, and went inside, not asking about nearby restaurants.  All I wanted was to go to bed.


Weston, West Virginia

Altitude              1,026 feet

Latitude              39.04

Longitude           -80.47

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