Monday, July 25, 2022

Minutiae

 I changed my computer equipment in the shack.  A young guy came from out of town to help me set it up.  He’s a whiz at hardware and software and helps me remotely through a program called Team Viewer.  He upgraded my computer to increase its operating memory and fixed me up with a much better monitor.  It makes a big difference.  I’ll share his name and contact info if you message me.  Boomers need all the help they can get.

In preparation of his visit, I cleaned off my desk.  I’d planned to clean the shack, or at least the desk, for quite a while.  Things get dirty more quickly in the shack.  That or they don’t get cleaned as often.  The jury is out on that, though not according to my wife.  When she visits the shack she looks all around, pointing out things like cobwebs.  Her eyes are better than mine. 

I put everything from the desk in a cardboard box.  My desk and the nesting table under it holding the keyboard are made from the same slab of hickory.  I hadn’t seen it by itself, uncluttered, for years.  It was a custom-built gift, like other things in the shack, handmade by a person I know.  It’s a handsome piece of furniture.  When I washed it off and polished it, it looked even better.

After the new computer was set up, I slowly took things out of the box only as I needed them, with the hope that my desk remain relatively uncluttered.  It’s not working because clearly, I don’t need all these things. I want them.  Big difference.  Some things must be there.  Speakers, my web cam, the Alexa puck.  From there it gets fuzzy.

The first things I brought out of the box, tissues, was in response to clear need.  My nose was running.  I brought out one of my mom’s old custard cups that holds paper clips because, you guessed it, I needed a paper clip.

But when getting that out of the box, I saw the cool wooden pencil cup that our old neighbor on the farm, Henry Dunlap, turned on his lathe in his basement.  He gave it to me one day when I was a kid.  I rode my bike down the blacktop to his house to visit him.  I looked at the wooden cup in his woodshop, taking it off a shelf and turning it this way and that in my hands. 

“You like that?” Henry said.

“Yeah.  I like the rings around it.  The different colored wood.”

“It didn’t turn out the way I wanted.  How about you take that home?”

“Really?”

“Yeah.  Consider it a gift from your old neighbor.”

When I left on my bike, I put it the pouch of my hooded sweatshirt for the ride home.  I’ve had it ever since.

I keep binder clips, just another type of paper clip, and a nail clipper in there.  Could I put those things in the custard cup?  Sure.  Why not do that?  Because I like looking at Henry’s wooden cup.  Reminds me of home and him.  And that’s the way it starts.  Not a necessary object.  Desired.  Different standard.

I needed a pencil, so I fished around in the box and got one.  As I did, I saw my single pencil holder.  Everything has a story.  I’ll try to make this brief.

I was cutting up a skinny stick of spruce for my wood stove, and as I did, I saw it had a very small hole running through the center of the stick.  I thought the lead of a sharpened pencil might fit in there perfectly.  And it did.  I cut a short section of it off, stuck a pencil in it, and it fell over.  I made the next one a little taller. It stood up fine with the pencil inserted.

Perfect for keeping your often used Dixon Ticonderoga #2 Soft pencil handy and standing up.  It became a fixture on my desk.  I looked at it for weeks and thought it was missing something.  I looped a rubber band around the stick several times, gathered small feathers I had found in the yard over years and brought into the shack, and stuck them in the rubber band. 

There were the oriole feathers, the cardinal feathers, a very nice Blue Jay feather, and then some nicely striped gray and black feathers I can’t identify.  Maybe from a barred owl.  I stuck them in the rubber band, sticking up like the pencil.  They looked good.  A straight up yellow pencil backed by various colored and similarly positioned vertical feathers.  Hard to keep a thing as good as that hidden away in a box.

Soon after that I brought out my Waffle House coffee mug that holds more pencils, pens, scissors, the magnifying glass, the wrench that adjusts the gizmo that holds up my computer monitor. Think of it as a toolbox.   And where do you want your tools?  Handy.  Right on your desk.  And what better thing to hold them than a Waffle House cup?

Days went by.  I brought out the little wood cone I’d glued to a small piece of walnut.  I have some sturdy plastic toothpicks in there and a good straight pin.  Always good to have those on hand, toothpicks, and a pin.

That’s about it for useful desk items unless you count the paperweights.  I don’t find the need to weigh down paper often, but by God when that need arises, I have three of them.  Together if lying flat, which paperweights are designed to do, they take up too much space.  I want to see the grain of the hickory too.  So, I’ve decided to rotate them.

I’m starting with the heavy glass dome given to me by a family friend named Kerem.  The glass catches light and magnifies a very detailed painted scene plastered to the bottom of the dome depicting five Turkish bigwigs at what is possibly an important meeting in a room with mosaic tiled walls.  Maybe an ancient Turkish castle or mosque.  Very pretty shades of blue.  Seems as if I always see something different in there. 

Kerem is a Turkish man who studied in Chicago and went on to become a successful engineer specializing in metals.  He and my daughter Moe were a big help building the shack.  I don’t see him anymore, but when I see that paperweight, I think of him. 

The other two paperweights are a gorgeous, polished geode and a beautiful piece of green glass which was pressed into an old New Orleans water meter and bears its imprint.  You can’t hide these things away for good.  At least I can’t.

The last thing out of the box is the least necessary and most frivolous.  It’s a cupped piece of red glass that I bought on Bainbridge Island in Washington State from a woman who made various things and sold them in her yard.  She made the cast concrete image of her mother’s face with a bird’s wings wrapped around it which hangs on one of my oak trees.  After I bought that face, I bought a little piece of red textured art glass that reminded me of the tractor seats we sat in on the old Minneapolis-Moline tractors on our farm.

Those seats were mounted on a piece of steel like a diving board between the rear wheels.  When you drove over ridges in the field, like going across corn rows the wrong way, that seat tossed you up and down like a trampoline.  We stood most of the time.  I don’t know why that design caught my eye, but it did.

Today I was washing that piece of red glass (don’t know how it got so grimy) and saw it had cursive writing and a date etched on the back.  It was important to that woman on Bainbridge Island, or she wouldn’t have signed it.  And it’s also important to me or I wouldn’t still have it. 

But in this case, it’s not only the glass, it’s what I keep in the glass that I value.  I have a bunch of little rocks, tiny seashells, various found objects.  Anyone can spot and save big things they see on the beach or in the woods.  Little things are harder.  They’re small treasures.  Here’s a partial inventory.

A dried, beautifully tan, long dead, and complete June bug, a tiny worry doll from Guatemala, a small mottled piece of granite, a rock that looks all the world like a pinto bean, a tiny shard of green glass, a tiny solid metal top (maybe a dreidel) that doesn’t spin very well, various shells, an even tinier shard of white glass, a shell with a hole in it I was going to make a necklace with, a very round blue rock, what I thought was a rock that looked like a piece of wood which turned out to be an old dried half of an almond.  (Upon further review, I threw that away.)  Also in the mix is a miniature grey solid piece of metal that looks like a box and says “Altoids”, a broken piece of a metal gear of some kind, and to top it all off a splinter of wood with a hole in it that makes it look like the profile of a long beaked bird’s head.  An egret.  Maybe a heron.

I had a shiny buckeye in there too, but it was large and out of place, so I put it beside the piece of glass.  We had a buckeye tree in our timber when I was a kid, and I always carried one in my pocket.  You don’t come across a good buckeye like that very often. 

Buckeye and all, that little display is no bigger than your hand.  Lots of things in a small space. I like it.

While I was at it, I also brought out the very neat owl pellet I found under one of my oak trees last year.  I found it fits perfectly on top of a computer speaker.  And aside from the stuff that constantly changes; various notes, scratch paper, miscellaneous mail, scraps of paper kept to remind me of upcoming things, and bills I intend to pay, that is what’s on the desk.

Still in the box are two paper weights awaiting their turn on the desk, a checkbook, other bills I may never pay, and a small number of things headed for the waste basket and not worth mentioning.    

In the end my desk is nearly, though not quite, as cluttered as it was before.  What’s happening here?  What would Marie Kondo, the Japanese woman who wrote a book on tidying up, say about my approach?  She would say everything I keep should bring me joy.  It does. I hope your stuff brings you joy too.



Friday, July 15, 2022

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words?

 

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

You’ve heard it right?  Ancient Chinese saying, from Confucius perhaps?  That would be wrong.

Modern use of the phrase is generally attributed to advertising executive Fred Barnard in a 1921 trade journal article promoting the use of images in advertising on streetcars. Fred Barnard is later quoted in 1949 as saying, after the phrase had gone as viral as it possibly could before the internet, that he made it up and called it a Chinese proverb so people would take it seriously. 

But like Trump winning the presidential election of 2020, the myth lives on.  A picture is worth a thousand words.  Sounds deep and prophetic, doesn’t it?  Certainly not something made up by a twentieth century advertising exec getting ready for color printing and television. 

I never believed it myself because you can do a lot with a thousand words.  But then, I’m an English major who’s partial to print.

On July 17 my granddaughter June will be 17 months old.  It’s been a wonderful time for our family.  All of us have learned a lot about child development.  The main lesson is that June changes with every day that goes by.

As early as 3-4 months of age, babies recognize the faces of their caretakers and close relatives.  In fact, babies can process faces long before they recognize other objects.  But the experts say it takes about 18 months for babies to recognize their face as their own.  I think June is slightly ahead of schedule. 

If June had an extensive vocabulary now, which she doesn’t, she might look in the mirror, or into that inset panel on the Face Time call, and say to herself “Oh my God, it’s me. June.”  While she can’t put those words together, I’m pretty sure June knows it’s her. 

June’s grandmother and I Face Time with June nearly every day.  Sometimes June’s Mom calls in the morning before nap time, when June is prone to being fussy.  Seeing her grandparents on the little I Phone screen apparently distracts her and calms her down.  She’s all smiles.  She waves.

We do a lot of waving.  June prefers the flat hand, palm out, moving back and forth like a windshield wiper kind of wave, paired with a big smile and the word “Hi”.  A word and a motion combined. The beginning of something big.  That wave, along with the smile on her face, is pure beauty. 

June shows us things during these short video calls; pictures in books, toys, the two cats that live in her house, flowers, and other things in her recently acquired yard.  And when June comes to our house, we return the favor.  Call it mutual discovery.

In this amazing time when everyone with a smart phone has become a photographer, videographer, and publisher, pictures are everywhere.  I take more pictures now than at any time in my life.  But still, I prefer observing the world head on, unobstructed by a lens and a screen between me and reality.  I lean to making memories not photographs.  And then I try to capture those memories, remembered visions in my head, using words. 

I have a little sign below my web cam with these words.  Wait. Instead of me writing it, let’s communicate with a picture.

 


Was that worth a thousand words?  I think not.  Somewhere between six and fifteen at most I’d say.

Now let me write a thousand words, with a few pictures thrown in.  You judge which is worth more. (608 words of set up.)

 

Sometime in early morning, my daughter, June’s Mom, took June from the portable crib at Papa and Goggy’s house into bed with her, the bed in the room where June’s Mom used to sleep as a little girl.

June’s Dad left the night before, so he could be at work in Chicago early, and June’s Mom could spend time with old friends in Ottawa.  Papa was in the kitchen making coffee when he heard June fuss.  Upon opening the bedroom door, Papa smiled at June.  June sat up and smiled back.

“Stay in bed,” Papa told June’s Mom.  “Sleep longer and I’ll feed June breakfast and entertain her a while.”

Papa and June split a bowl of steel cut oats with raisins, honey, and some milk to cool it down.  June especially liked the raisins.  Because June is not yet proficient with a spoon, she had oatmeal all over her face.  Papa wet a paper towel and came in quickly for the cleanse.   June turned her face away and tried to dodge it.  Papa prevailed.  It was over quickly.

“Let’s go outside,” Papa said.

June responded with a string of sounds that sounded for all the world like a sentence.  Papa, however, could not pick out one word.  Undeterred, Papa kept talking.

“Let’s see what we can find,” Papa said.

Papa opened the patio door with June in his arms.  The back yard stretched from the house to the shack and the ravine beyond the shack.  Morning sunlight made its way through the ravine and fell in streaks across the green lawn.

Now that she can, June prefers to walk.  She squirmed. Papa let June down but kept hold of her hand.  They walked up to one of the big oak trees.  Papa took June into his arms again.

“Look.”


June waved.

“Hi,” she said.

“She can’t talk back June.”

June, her face inches from Papa’s, responded with a string of syllables that rose in the middle, fell, and then rose again at the end.  Like uptalking.

“I don’t understand your question, but she’s not alive if that’s what you’re asking.”

June accepted that. But she wanted down.  Papa walked her to the next oak tree.

"Look."

Papa picked June up and pointed at the tree's face parts; eyes, nose, mouth, then pointed to June’s corresponding parts and named them.  June seemed interested and said so.  At least Papa thought she did.  June touched the side of her head.

“You’re right.  No ears.  Poor tree can’t hear a thing.”

June looked deeply into Papa’s eyes, as if to agree.

Papa put June down, took her hand, and walked her up the shack porch steps. June takes steps straight on, lifting her feet way up, making big strides.  Papa took June in his arms again.

“Look.”


“Hi,” June said, waving.

“What does the bear say?”

June made a fair approximation of a bear’s roar.  "GRRR!"

“You’re right June.  You’re darned smart, you know that?”

Papa walked into the shack with June in his arms.  Her eyes grew wide.  There was a lot of visual stuff going on in the shack that Papa forgot about.  June reached immediately for the thing on Papa’s stereo speaker.


“Don’t touch that June.  Papa found that on a trail in Buffalo Rock years ago.  He thinks coyotes made off with the rest of the deer and left that behind.”

June’s eyes went up and immediately found another face. 

“Hi,” June said, waving.


“That’s Howdy Doody’s head, all that’s left of a ventriloquist doll Papa got for his birthday very long ago.”

June’s eyes went to the gable end of the shack.


“Hi,” June said, waving to the mask at the top of the shack.

Papa turned around.  June’s eyes found another mask.


“Hi,” she said, waving to the mask on the opposite wall.

“Let’s look at the floor June.”

Papa put June down next to his water bottle.


“Watch what happens when Papa pumps this thing.” 

Papa pressed the pump three times and water fell into a stone crock below for a few seconds before stopping.

June put her hand in the stream.  Then in the water in the crock. 

Next, June touched the clenched fingers of both hands together several times.  Papa remembered.

“Oh. You want more.”

Papa presses the pump three times again.  Water falls out.  June signs.  Repeat.  June signs again.  Repeat.  This could go on for a long time, Papa thinks.

June’s Mom and Dad taught her that sign.  It means more. Two weeks ago, June ignored it.  Now she understands.  Soon she’ll learn the word.

Papa’s small crock was filling up.  He picked June up and took her outside.

The sun was higher, shining through the oaks.  A breeze swayed their branches. Shadows and patches of light danced across the lawn.

Papa saw something.  He pointed across the lawn.  June looked and saw it.

“Look June.  There’s a baby bunny.” 

June sees bunnies in books and likes them.  But as far as Papa knew, this would be her first look at a real bunny.

“Hi,” June said, looking at the bunny and waving.

Papa stood June up on the grass. 

“Go pet the bunny June.”

June looked back at her Papa, her eyes wide, then ran towards it. 

The bunny froze.  June never slowed.  Now closer, June waved again.

“Hi.”

Finally, the bunny ran.  But not far.  It stopped.  Froze again.

June ran on, waving.  When the bunny ran, and changed direction, so did June.  Papa became uncomfortable with the distance between himself and June, and he scurried behind them.  

A baby bunny on a morning in its first summer, running from baby June in her second summer, followed by Papa in his seventy first.  A short parade.

Oh, to once again be a baby in a world where every face is worthy of a wave and every new image a discovery.  And thank you God for the moment when an old man lives to once again see the world through the eyes of a child.

 

That was a thousand words.  What’s worth more?  The pictures or the words?